Bert gerdah

A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.

DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.

by T0PAZ Ryuubenski February 12, 2021

Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then selling it as lemonade

1. The food truck my friend was working at ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 2 cups

2. Bro, did you see Sam pulling a bert yesterday

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then falsely selling it as lemonade

My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups

He’s definitely Pulling a Bert

by Gopher7923 April 12, 2024

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 29, 2020

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert McCracken

a useless untalented meth head

Bert McCracken is such a drug addict

by Northstar56 February 25, 2020