banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 2, 2014

Banana

A banana is a fruit highly related to the onion they met each other at a party they mated and had a baby that baby they named onision. Onision was not like the other banana or onions on they playground at the first day of school everybody stared at him and laughed. Onison whished he was a banana like his father but he was a human. So he dressed up like one and ran around the house yelling I'm a banana and those words got remixed to a song known to this day called Banana Song.

A Banana looks like a d***.

by Luckymcnuggetsfrick February 19, 2017

Banana

An Onision subscriber who slowly loses their soul due to the cancerous effect of his videos.

I am slowly but surely dying ~
Onision subscriber 2017 banana

by PepeTheDankMeme February 16, 2017

Banana

A banana is a subscriber of onision that watches his videos obsessively to the point where they start peeling of their own skin while cannibalising themselves up to the point of death

Most bananas aka onision fans wind up dead or in hospital due the cancerous affect of his videos. Onision must be stopped

Used in a sentence guy 1: have you heard of onision? Guy 2: oh you mean the next hitler? Guy 1 kills himself as he was a banana

by Courtneyls February 20, 2017

Banana

It goes with milk and practise ;)

Tastes great!!! You should try it you asshole

That guy is sucking that Banana and drinking the milk

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 28, 2020

banana

a very cool fruit that tastes very very good and is yellow and is the best thing ever

"I love that banana!"

by bananamat July 20, 2022

banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped

Guy 1:"Hey, have you ever heard of Onision?"
Guy 2:"Oh, you mean the next Hitler? So you are a banana or what, fag?"
Guy 1:*kills himelf*

by zizehhhh February 13, 2017