zootspace

The space in which one would "zoot" or somewhere that one would smoke a joint or spliff

Yo Woadie we gunna meet up at the zootspace later?

by Tom Tucker's Mistress January 12, 2018

Zoopt

To be "Zoopt", is to smack or beat the hell out of someone who steals your food.
Giving a "Zoopt", Givin the option to be beaten or smacked, for stealing food.

I'll Zoopt you if you eat my food...
That girl Zoopt him...

by Correlatively Depressed Salt June 10, 2018

zooiside

a game where you want to escape, may happen in real life

what is this animal doing? is it zooiside

by Xx_thewhitehathacker1_xX July 10, 2018

Zoopin

Being so high you can’t even say zooted correctly.

Bro 1: Are you high bro?

Bro 2: Bro I’m zoopin.

by dahlb February 6, 2019

Zoop

Zoop; (verb) A zoop is when hoodrat teenagers need money, they go to the nearest truckstop vaping in a circle all wearing black hoodies. They wait for normie people from out of town to fill up their gas tanks (because people from out of town dont lock their doors when going into the station. They all run up to the car and steal everything they can and run. They just zooped.

Chad : "yo brad, are we going zooping tonight?"
Brad : "nah dude, my step-dad is going to hear me leave"
Chad: "awe but bro, all the boys are coming and its Country fan fest so all these down syndrome poptart s are going to be caught with their panties in a bunch."
Brad: "alright I'm in, let's do this."

by ClaytonLarsenfromtooele July 26, 2019

zooper

a zooper is one who doesnt understand simple things and is a simp.

this retard gary is such a fucking zooper

by crispynigg April 20, 2020

Zoomsitter

A person who entertains a child one on one for 30 minutes or more on zoom while parents are busy doing something away from the child.

Since Tommy's subjectively essential parents need a break from their children, I've offered to be their Zoomsitter today.

by Fierce Green Fire May 19, 2020