zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.

"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."

by trollerroller February 4, 2022

zoom zoom

normally used to gain attention in relation to a "peeking" behaivour

*peeks around a corner:* "zoom zoom."

People say: "Hello (Name)"

by Vivien_Hardgas February 19, 2022

zoomhole

A person who is nice in person but acts like an asshole online.

Brad was super nice at the party, but on the meeting tonight he was acting like a zoomhole.

by goldturks10e8 November 16, 2022

Shit-zoom

A manic run taken by a cat after taking a shit- Cats who do this usually do not cover their shit, and are running because they desperately want to get away from the smell.

My cat takes a shit-zoom at least twice a day, and wafts the smell all over the house in doing it.

by freedomofoppression May 26, 2017

The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.

Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.

by Henlaree June 18, 2018

zoom the camera out

To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.

Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.

Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.

by mgdb August 14, 2007

zomophile

A person who is sexually attracted by zombies. Slightly different from necrophilia because a zombie is considered as alive ... but dead

Zomophiles don't fear zombies ... zombies fear zomophiles !

by urban_linguist December 10, 2014