A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.
My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.
by IH8FB November 12, 2012
Get the football zombiemug. One who is constantly using their cell phone, iPhone, iPod or other technological device, seeming oblivious to the world around them, much like a zombie. Oftentimes they are/were restrained to children, tweens, or teenagers, (mainly the popular or rich ones) and people in the 20 year old age range. Though it has been spreading to 30 and 40 year olds recently.
Tech zombies are often sitting either in public, or they shy away from others, pecking away, texting their friends every detail of their lives and whats going on, whether it be at school, work, driving a car, etc. "Zombies" often frequent Facebook, Twitter, or similar sites 24/7, posting pics or sharing their new status like they do annually every hour or so. This often impairs their ability to drive, hold conversation, walk in public, learn... Just another addiction in our world, it seems.
It is unknown what will happen to these people when this technology is out of service temporarily, or possibly even when finally we enter another dark age and all is lost. Maybe they'll crack, maybe they'll go on psychotic rampages because they can't post the pic of the massive zit on their nose 2 hours before the prom, or maybe they'll survive, and just have piss-poor social skills.
Tech zombies are often sitting either in public, or they shy away from others, pecking away, texting their friends every detail of their lives and whats going on, whether it be at school, work, driving a car, etc. "Zombies" often frequent Facebook, Twitter, or similar sites 24/7, posting pics or sharing their new status like they do annually every hour or so. This often impairs their ability to drive, hold conversation, walk in public, learn... Just another addiction in our world, it seems.
It is unknown what will happen to these people when this technology is out of service temporarily, or possibly even when finally we enter another dark age and all is lost. Maybe they'll crack, maybe they'll go on psychotic rampages because they can't post the pic of the massive zit on their nose 2 hours before the prom, or maybe they'll survive, and just have piss-poor social skills.
*teenager texting walking down the street, not realizing it when they get to a 4 way intersection and walking out*
*person texting and driving, who, not paying any attention to the road, causes a ten car pile up and kills themselves plus killing or injuring 14 other people.*
*person standing next to a building texting for 35 minutes*
*12 year old texting in class for the entire lesson, concealing the phone under their desk as not to get caught by someone of importance, but ultimately fucking themselves out of history lesson in the process.*
Tech zombies.
Well, fuck. Most of us have probably done all the crap listed above by now, anyways. Welcome to the future.
*person texting and driving, who, not paying any attention to the road, causes a ten car pile up and kills themselves plus killing or injuring 14 other people.*
*person standing next to a building texting for 35 minutes*
*12 year old texting in class for the entire lesson, concealing the phone under their desk as not to get caught by someone of importance, but ultimately fucking themselves out of history lesson in the process.*
Tech zombies.
Well, fuck. Most of us have probably done all the crap listed above by now, anyways. Welcome to the future.
by Uberstein April 1, 2013
Get the tech zombiemug. by H6RR6R$H6W September 10, 2013
Get the Got zombie on itmug. the result of vigorous intercourse where one party, usually a female, loses the capability to function normally. Motor skills become impaired, as dose speech, you may also notice only the whites of their eyes.
These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.
These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.
Jennifer was over last night, we went at if for two hours, i turned that bitch into a cock zombie. She couldn't talk for like 10 minutes, just laid there twitching.
by EJ [iBC] August 17, 2007
Get the cock zombiemug. The moments directly after waking up from sleep (usually, only up to an hour) where you can't speak properly and have an inability to perform simple tasks like make your morning coffee.
Extended periods of zombie mode can also occur after a bad night's sleep and can last most of the day. Symptoms include not being able to function properly throughout the day and general malaise.
Zombie mode is comparable to a hang-over but it doesn't usually occur as a result of alcohol although zombie mode, combined with a hang-over is a potentially deadly combination.
Extended periods of zombie mode can also occur after a bad night's sleep and can last most of the day. Symptoms include not being able to function properly throughout the day and general malaise.
Zombie mode is comparable to a hang-over but it doesn't usually occur as a result of alcohol although zombie mode, combined with a hang-over is a potentially deadly combination.
"Man, I didnt get to sleep til 5 am this morning. I've been in zombie mode all day since getting up."
by The IzzleMann October 24, 2008
Get the Zombie Modemug. Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.
by Mattricio January 3, 2003
Get the zombie maskmug. A group of survival enthusiasts who educate non-aware individuals on the importance of personal preparedness and self-reliance in the event of a zombie outbreak, while increasing overall readiness and response to natural disasters and terrorist attacks.
The Zombie Squad accomplishes this through demonstrations of experience and technique in public seminars, charity work with various non-profit organizations, an online disaster preparation knowledge base and forum, and a specially designed non-stationary cadaver suppression task force.
The Zombie Squad accomplishes this through demonstrations of experience and technique in public seminars, charity work with various non-profit organizations, an online disaster preparation knowledge base and forum, and a specially designed non-stationary cadaver suppression task force.
You may not believe in zombies. But maybe you believe in blowing the shit out of that fucking thing trying to knaw on your bits and pieces. The Zombie Squad can help.
by Valarius January 22, 2006
Get the Zombie Squadmug.