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Zoed

Zoed is used by scammers and fraudulent people. Some people use it as code for "scammed".

pronounce zo-d not zoh-wee like the name.
Dude I just zoed this guy for his credit card!
by motopolis September 5, 2022
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zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/

alright alright, let me guess you did a zig zag through the keyboard after the 10th or 20th variation? well maybe instead of paying attention to this obscure urban dictionary page you can use that attention to the teacher giving the class. Well, I guess if you're here I'll tell you a story to keep you interested.

In a big word, there's another even smaller world. An egg is in the middle of a dense forest. A hungry caterpillar emerges in a spectacular show. Even right out of the egg he extremely hungry, she consumes anything he can get his hands on. After eating sticks, rocks, and dirt they gets a bad stomach ache. She decides to slow down for a while. Then, he finds a leaf that just so happen to drop down from a tall tree. after eating it, he started getting sleepy.... he crawls up to a branch and makes himself a cocoon! after many weeks of hard work in there he emerges out as a beautiful butterfly! AND THEN I STOMPED HIM TO DEATH IN AN INSTANT. TERRORIZED HIS HOME TOWN AND TORTURED HIS FAMILY AWWAAPUOWRAU.
jon: At this point I should stop... but let's see how many more urban dictionary pages were written!

jon: maybe zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/ will work.

jack: you're going insane.
by myonic November 9, 2022
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ZONED

Its like yhe word stoned but instead of being high your constantly zoning out.
by WACKYJK33 January 28, 2023
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zoned

A slang word used when something is crazy or unbelievable. Used often in place of the word “crazy.”
damn, that’s zoned!
“Hey did you hear that a famous person is performing tonight?” “Nah man, you serious? That’s mad zoned!”
“That party last week was fricken zoned.” “Real.”
by MangoMangoMarigold December 21, 2023
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Zsedcftgbhujmkol.

by SuprSBG January 15, 2024
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Zoed

Nigga u just got zoed go get yo shit back
Bro I just zoed this nigga and he ain’t do shit 😂😂
by Lilmarc1 January 19, 2024
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Zased

Holy shit, that's fucking zased!
by Artist to some February 5, 2024
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