smelling yourself

Checking yourself out. ( looking in the mirror to much ) Thinking that you have swag or game. Flirting with a lot of showing off involved. Being vain or egotistical.

Every time you get around a female you start smelling yourself like you got mad swag. It's like you instantly turn into Soulja Boi or something.

He is constantly I'm the mirror flexing with his shirt off smelling himself.

by CatDaQueen January 17, 2016

Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that

by la luchadore October 30, 2010

kill yourself

the sweet release of death. having everything you worked so little for come to a grinding halt.
the best time of your life and the day your dad has been waiting for since you were born.

kill yourself:
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........

by Jackson White June 23, 2016

Last yourself

Stay alive instead of committing suicide.

C'mon man, I know life's hard. But you gotta last yourself matter what.

by Enickrid August 31, 2017

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Shaina yourself in

When someone invites them self into your home/apt. The origin of this phrase is someone that is unvited barging into your place, but it can also be used for a planned visit.

“We had plans to meet 11pm, but 10:15pm rolls around and I find my friend sitting in my living room uninvited”

“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”

— — —

“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”

by Rivercest April 20, 2018

Pissing yourself

To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.

Mike: What happened!?

John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that

Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!

by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021