Xavier Liao

cool asian fail kid who fences. he also likes spelling bees/Scripps National Spelling Bee/spelling in general. he listens to french rap because he is a wannabe french guy. he takes Honors Advanced Algebra 1, which he always tells people to make him sound smart, because he thinks that if he says "honors advanced algebra" people will ignore the "1" part, but not me. because i'm smart. he has two sisters, and likes to play Civilization V because COD makes him nauseous. oh and he also has nice teeth because he goes to Apple Orthodontics.

kid 1: whoaa this kid fences, is a spelling wHiz, likes french rap, takes Honors Advanced Algebra I, plays Civilization V because COD makes him nauseous, and has nice teeth because he goes to Apple Orthodontics!

kid 2: WHOAA HE'S SUCH A XAVIER LIAO

by lalawofn October 4, 2011

xavier university

Basically an extension of the nearby high schools (Elder, Moeller, and St Xavier), it is located on outskirts of the arm pit city of Cincinnati, Ohio. They have a good basketball team some years and that is the only reason that anyone living outside the Cincinnati metro area may have heard of the school. The students there know that it isn't a party school but promise that it is still "fun"...Don't blink on your visit here or you might miss the majority of the tour.

Xavier University Student 1: Hey bro, do you feel like going up to the University of Dayton to party this weekend?

Xavier University Student 2: Nah, let's just break out the Monopoly board again.

Xavier University Student 1: Great idea dudester!

by yeshQ November 7, 2011

xavier potter

he has two dads

someone: i fugged you're mum
xavier pooter: I HAVE TOO DADs.
someone: damn xavier potter must have too dadds

by haz sads May 2, 2021

Unlucky Xavier

A all male gay foursome

You see those guys who can't look at each other, ya that's cause they had an unlucky Xavier last night.

by Dick Rickman August 12, 2017

Alexander Xavier

God, this man is so perfect. His personality is everything, he makes me so happy and loved. He's literally so perfect, sometimes it's sad that he can't see it. He makes others happy. He's literally the best boyfriend ever, I love him so much. He's my everything. He's my moon. He makes me so happy.

alexander xavier is so perfect

he's so hot omg

he's so talented

he's so sweet

he's so loving

he makes me so happy

by anyamqrie March 12, 2021

Xavier Minecraft

A tall man staring at me through the window

“Guys help Xavier Minecraft is staring at me”

by The silly billy #36 August 13, 2022

Xavier Young

Xavier Young is a guy who is barely ever funny and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, he cares more about his food than when he is in pain and can't fight people for shit

Guy: is that Xavier Young
Girl: yeah I heard he slept with someone called randy
Guy:oh

by Caxtlxn_ July 18, 2021