WTF

Welcome to Facebook... haha

Kid's status: WTF!!!!!!!!
Father asks: What does that mean?
Kid: Uhhh.... Welcome to Facebook

by barneythedinosaurrawrandstuff August 1, 2011

WTF

what the fish

omg what the fish, what the fish mann, WTF

by jungle poo October 5, 2012

WTF

what the fantastic

"A playstation 3??? WTF!"

by eneka August 25, 2009

wtf

the fourth fifth and sixth days of the week.

Billy: What days are you going on your killing rampage Johnny?

Johnny: WTF

Billy: So i should probably leave town on Tuesday?

Johnny: *shifty eyes* No, leave Thursday...

by Res0lu7ion July 6, 2009

WTF

What The Flood
Exclamation used to emphasize something as unbelievable or weird as Noah's Flood.

WTF (what the flood) are you doing

by thefloodman January 16, 2010

WTF

What The Fuck. Often used in Instant Messaging.

Instant Message
Stevo145- Ewww. His teeth are so yellow XD
Margon56- I know. WTF

by Roxanna Marie April 28, 2007

wtf

What you say to your parents when they friend you on Facebook.

Your dad befriended you on face book
Dad: Hi phil
Phil: WTF
Dad what does that mean?
Phil: Welcome to facebbok

by Locomehican April 16, 2015