Covid Worshipper

An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshippers have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.

They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshippers have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshippers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.

These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshipper.

1. The cashier was a total Covid Worshipper, she was getting upset because the customer had the mask under their nose.
2. John was known to be a Covid Worshipper as he ran in the opposite direction every time he saw someone not wearing a mask.
3. Mark was such a Covid Worshipper that he waited 12 hours in line just to get his Covid shot.

4. Trader Joe's has been known to be run by Covid Worshippers as they make you wait in line outside masked up and spaced out over 6 feet. The staff gets very hostile if your nose is showing and will typically kick you out of the store for no reason.

Covid Worshipper by Mr Zionist April 11, 2021

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Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

Tree Horn Worshipper by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011