beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.

Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

by GNU/Linux Guy August 09, 2016

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Canker worm

A worm that feeds on leaves and hot soup. They hate fuzzy blankets and admire chobani yogurt.

That canker worm be swaggin.

by Chillcucumber35 June 07, 2013

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Finger worm

The finger that burrows into the booty

His finger worm was shuttle but firm.

"OMG look at Dereck's finger worm"

His finger worm technique is amazing!

by Roko8888 May 29, 2014

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worm bed

slang name for a females vagina

Hey man you dug around in that girls wormbed yet?

by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004

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Dick Worm

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.

Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.

by Vag640 April 07, 2009

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