Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

woozer

Someone that is constantly being amazed by feeling or witnessing something while high as a motherfucker. Some say being a woozer is a way of life...

Sober Tim: What the fuck is wrong with you Wendy?!
Wendy: Do you see what I see? ...I can see the whole life spand of that tree, very emotional I would say
Todd: Wow Wendy you sure are a woozer... What else can you see?
Wendy: I can see that Tim is in need of a blunt, he needs to become "woozed" for once.
Todd: Or he can just go to @woozer_effect on instagram
Sober Tim: Oh my lord

by woozer_effect September 19, 2017

wooter cooter

An overly enthusiastic gay woman with a shaved vagina

you seem like a wooter cooter

by hiitbemeyooo May 14, 2018

WOOFER

DOG

Aye up, nice woofer.

by Ball fondling chad 01 August 18, 2018

wootermoolon

wootermoolon is watermelon but me and my friend were stupid enough to spell it wootermoolon

hey is that sum wootermoolon?

by heybuddddd April 25, 2019

Woofer

A big fluffy wolf or dog.

"That is indeed an absurdly fluffy woofer."

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Wooser

An ultimate loser

Derrick your such a wooser

by Wooser December 31, 2019