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angry ketchup

Ketchup thrown on your cheeseburger irately. This is done by angry fast food employees who are pissed that you ordered a double cheeseburger with ketchup only, so they have to make a fresh burger just for you.
Aw, man, I got angry ketchup again on my burger...
by museick July 20, 2008
mugGet the angry ketchupmug.

Purse Ketchup

The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!
She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.
by TPasDawg June 28, 2020
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Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas
I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy
by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023
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The Ketchup Packet

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.
Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!
by pussy_slapper9000 October 4, 2018
mugGet the The Ketchup Packetmug.

hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.
by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019
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Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.
Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?
by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022
mugGet the Ketchup Grapesmug.

Ketchup Kermit

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.
by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021
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