Winter Wife

When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!

What's Emily doing here? Dude she's my winter wife!

by Jzezy November 28, 2019

Winter's Kiss

Ejaculating into a guys butthole, after which he sits on your face and you eat your own cum out his arse.

"That Winter's Kiss wouldn't have been possible if i hadn't blue balled myself for 2 weeks"

by Aladrosa August 16, 2018

Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007

Lana Winters

a character on American Horror Story played by Sarah Paulson, aka the prettiest woman alive.

Lana Winters is the hottest woman out here

by httpkase April 22, 2021

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

winter roach

In northern colder climates, a junker car used during winter months to avoid exposing your better car to salt and snow.

"Naw, I'm not gonna trade in my old car on my new one - I'm gonna save it as a winter roach."

by jafafa August 1, 2006

Winter bum

A girls arse during the winter months, ie larger than in summer, something you can snuggle up against to keep you warm

Monica is growing herself a nice winter bum,

by Jason Kilorn July 19, 2007