T-Wings

When a male cadet at West Point has had sex with a female cadet (referred to as a 'Trou'), he has earned his T-Wings (similar to eating a female out while she is on her period and earning one's 'Red Wings.' This concept of 'wings' is even more applicable at military academies, where cadets that attend Air Assault School or Airborne School earn their Air Assault or Airborne Wings, respectively). These T-Wings are looked at as both a positive and a negative achievement, depending on each individual cadet's belief.
There are several levels of decoration for the unofficial T-Wing award. The higher the number of trous a cadet has had intercourse with, the higher the decoration.
1 trou = T-Wings
3 trou = T-Wings with star
5 trou = T-Wings with star and wreath
10 trou= GOLD T-Wings with star and wreath

Cadet Schmuck: "Hey, did you bang that trou that lives on the first floor?"
Cadet Joe: "Yeah, it was great. I was so afraid we would get double-knocked for having her door closed during AMI."
Cadet Schmuck: "You're crazy, man. Congratulations on earning your T-Wings... Wear 'em with pride, haha!"

by LDR 'O CHRCTR October 18, 2011

Bingo Wings

Loose musculature and skin on the back of the upper arms, especially apparent in older women raising their arms for some reason, such as to shout "bingo!"

"The bingo wings were flapping. I think I blew the age curve at that party."

by Bel Murru August 6, 2007

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009

winnsboro texas

The biggest shit town that sinks its teeth in you and never lets go. No matter how great your ambitions are you cant get away

Winnsboro Texas resident: I was going to go to medical school but I knocked up "insert name here" and work at brookshires bagging groceries.

by Ihatewinnsboro December 25, 2016

albert winestein

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.

Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.

by Nick Charles February 1, 2007

Frosty Windshield

the act of ejaculating on a female's eye glasses, thus covering them in semen, giving them an appearance similar to a car's windshield on a cold morning.

See that librarian looking chick over there with the glasses? I'd like to give her a frosty windshield.

by C Mos December 22, 2008

Duck Wings

The often unsightly roll of flab situated in the armpit region of a person, often forming a crease in the flesh and resembling that of a duck's prone wing.

"Yes he is a bit overweight, you can tell by his fleshy, flab rife duck wings, see?"

"Definitely. Those are some gross, animalistic properties"

by jaked04 September 15, 2011