T-Wings

When a male cadet at West Point has had sex with a female cadet (referred to as a 'Trou'), he has earned his T-Wings (similar to eating a female out while she is on her period and earning one's 'Red Wings.' This concept of 'wings' is even more applicable at military academies, where cadets that attend Air Assault School or Airborne School earn their Air Assault or Airborne Wings, respectively). These T-Wings are looked at as both a positive and a negative achievement, depending on each individual cadet's belief.
There are several levels of decoration for the unofficial T-Wing award. The higher the number of trous a cadet has had intercourse with, the higher the decoration.
1 trou = T-Wings
3 trou = T-Wings with star
5 trou = T-Wings with star and wreath
10 trou= GOLD T-Wings with star and wreath

Cadet Schmuck: "Hey, did you bang that trou that lives on the first floor?"
Cadet Joe: "Yeah, it was great. I was so afraid we would get double-knocked for having her door closed during AMI."
Cadet Schmuck: "You're crazy, man. Congratulations on earning your T-Wings... Wear 'em with pride, haha!"

T-Wings by LDR 'O CHRCTR October 18, 2011

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped 

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

T wiggs 

she is a teacher who makes her students late to lunch every day, and she rambles on about how bad students will end up lifeless bums on the street.

bro she is such a T Wiggs!!

T wiggs by poopthe February 14, 2023

Twings

v) to play the popular game, tiny wings, often for an extensive period of time

guy #1: yo, did you study for math? its gonna be a doozy

guy#2: AWW SHIT! i was twingsing till like 2 last night tryna get 20 cloudtouches not in fever mode.

Twings by djskeetznbeetz May 4, 2011

twings

BAMF WORD meaning twins plus wings

those are some bad ass twings

twings by tres y juno December 9, 2008