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shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult
That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005
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Foreskinious wrinkler

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...
Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...
by JZ Catonsville, Md December 4, 2011
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Fuck-wrinkle

Mom get out of my room you fuck-wrinkle.
by Franklin Longbottom December 6, 2012
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bean wrinkler

by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014
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Beanie Winker

some kid named Jacob who is short.
"You're such a beanie winker"
by Nintender June 8, 2019
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cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game
yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team
by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021
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Rip Van Winker

A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
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