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Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.
The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.
by Giselle G May 3, 2010
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wankerlust

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."
by bman0255 October 14, 2013
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Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.
That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.
by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007
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crank wanker

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."
by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008
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selfie wanker

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.
she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!
by max payne July 2, 2015
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Grau-Wanker

Grau-Wankers are people with no life whatsoever. They use the (un-nerfed) Grau on Modern Warfare. They Wake up at half 8 every morning, have some bran-flakes, then play COD. Probably drive a Nissan Note. Probably work as a geology teacher and rely on that one time they kissed the hottest girl in school as a conversation starter until they're 50. Mayo is too spicy for them, and they often sweat profusely requiring windscreen wipers on their glasses. Favourite quote is: "You're so shit at COD mate, suck ya mum".
Just got killed by another Grau-Wanker. Wish they would nerf this gun
by AidenChris June 30, 2020
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WANKERS BLOCK

When you just got to get yourself off but cant summon up the relevent filthy images for the quick one and have to give it up
(normally called barry and single and desperate)With friends waiting outside complaining about barry taking so long barry came out and said "Sorry about the wait i suffered a bit of wankers block"
by :-))))))))))))))))))))))) April 13, 2007
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