Lost In The Wiki's

Going on Wikipedia to search and spending way longer than needed because you click on other names.

Dude, I was going to call you back but I got lost in the wiki's. I was looking up John Goodman and an hour later I found myself at Francis Ford Coppola. Did you know he and Nicholas Cage are related?

by finkers08 September 8, 2011

WiiTard

Someone who is so clueless they can't even use the simple remote control for the Nintendo Wii. 2. Someone who is dumb enough to break their TV by throwing a Wiimote or otherwise injuring themselves with said Wii

"Aparently theres a rash of cases of people throwing their Wiimotes into their TV screens. Now they're trying to sue nintendo"
"What a bunch of Wiitards

by Naugthyotsel January 29, 2007

Wiki Vandalism

What high school students have had to resort to in computer lessons when the school filter blocks all the game sites.

Bob: Hey I found a games site that isn't blocked!

Fred: Fuck that, I'm changing the Wikipedia article on some guy called John Brooke-Little. He's now the Soggy Sayo champion of the world.

John: Yeah, no-one playes games nemore, it's all about Wiki Vandalism now.

by Yaziyo April 5, 2008

wiki bomb

To send someone a link to a interesting article on a wiki or another such site with many interesting pages and many interconnecting links on those pages, so that they will be trapped in a maze of absorbing articles for hours on end.

Friend: Dammit, David Morgan-Mar posted a link to TV Tropes in today's webcomic's annotation and I spent the whole day reading useless trivia.
Me: You sir, have been wiki bombed.

by DblPrme December 28, 2009

Wigitty Wack

When something is obscene, strange, or puzzling.

When a motherfucker comes burstin in your house and shoots up the place u can yell "YO MAN, THATS WIGITTY WACK!"

by Shanigua September 16, 2008

wikitruth

Truth spawned by one person, trusted, verified, changed, modified, by other people in order to reach the truth that most people agree on.

"truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'."

This is mostly true, except for the historical truth part. While some believe that there is an objective truth which we can magically confirm to be absolutely true, the majority of truth that humans believe in has always been some form of Wikitruth.

Wikiality is another form of Wikitruth, as defined in a very similar way by political satirist Stephen Colbert.

wikitruth will has always existed. ug see buffalo, ug draw buffalo. pip see buffalo drawing, draw horns on. rug see horned buffalo, look good to rug, rug upvote.

by painkiller2 August 15, 2006

wiiitis

A "Sport" injury contracted by playing too much Nintendo Wii. Injuries can include "tennis-elbow" from the Wii Tennis game or "Bowling Shoulder" from Wii Bowling. Please use extreme caution when playing Nintendo Wii.

Guy #1 Hey man! let's go clubbin'
Guy #2 Are you kidding? I've got a bad case of the "Wiiitis".
Guy #1 Too Much Warrior Wave, eh?
Guy #2 Ugh... I can hardly move!

by CNDraycott July 2, 2007