weeding

plucking the hairs from your girl's vagina, especially while high

A: Thanks for weeding me last night.
B: Wait, I weeded you? I thought those were twizzlers.

by Blafucock March 15, 2011

wedding cake syndrome

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?

by Dawn Marie October 9, 2005

wedding ring

an object that will stop things from putting out.

ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.

by ramonski2 June 15, 2010

White Wedding

This is an addendum to your existing definitions. W.W. is junky parlance for the moment they untie the torniquet, their blood backs into the syringe glass and blends with the heroin mixture prior to the moment of injection.

Self explanatory. It's what Billy Idol really means. Great song by the way. "It's a nice day for a white wedding."

by Schombacher December 12, 2007

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

Wedding gown

A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.

See also: wedding dress.

"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."

by JaaagMan December 31, 2011

Weting the garden

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013