head-watcher

A nosy person.

He's such a head-watcher!

by Givmefweedum July 18, 2023

tip watcher

when a best friend waits for you to get out of a relationship to get with that person

oh that man oghie a tip watcher

by CLBBBL August 26, 2022

pord watcher

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.

chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!

by brendapat February 22, 2010

pole watchers

A person that watches the pole..

Barry said watch that pole..

Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..

Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..

Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker

by Nosir78 November 3, 2020

Whale watcher

A sexy woman who finds big, obese men intriguing

Did you see Meghan flirt with that fat guy?
Oh yeah, she’s a whale watcher.

by Whalewatcher June 17, 2025

Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits

These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy

by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022