Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking

Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.

by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011

Luxury Wanking Device

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.

1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?

by gash rash July 5, 2011

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

fetty waping

When you got one eye open and one I closed

My phone have me Fetty Waping early in the morning

by Sonofdagods December 13, 2015

Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY

Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.

by TYPEW November 22, 2010

wanging

good, hot as in describing objects or situations.

that shit is wanging

by Chuck A. January 27, 2007

wanking it

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum

When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair

by Ballsballs November 12, 2013