Walrus

You just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. The score was 17-1, you won of course. You copped two in the net and are sweating like Dillon Francis after popping mollies. You drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. Your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. Both of your semen machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. Although rather homosexual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom.

P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.

Sir Lavender stunted 70 walrus's today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in Laquisha's room.

by waffle sauce January 13, 2013

luke wallising

the act of one penetrating their anal cavity with their index finger

eww dude! u were luke wallising

by Azheet Mdrurz August 23, 2006

cock walrus

one who sucks/takes in extremely large dick, like that of a walrus'

Stop being such a cock walrus.
Al Gore has the capabilities of a cock walrus.

by Phantom1250 November 25, 2007

The Walrus

hmm either Paul McCartney or John Lennon... in the song Glass Onion it says "heres another clue for you all,the walrus was paul" but in an interview with John Lennon he said "i used to be the walrus but now blah blah"(i forgot the rest of the quote)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004

Frosty Walrus

While a girl is giving head, right before she swallows the cum, the guy karate-chops her in the throat, thus causing the cum to come out of her nose.

Guy- Did Becky give you head last night?
Guy2- Yeah, and then I gave her a frosty walrus!

by Susiecrabgrasswashere January 11, 2008

walrus

On november 9th, 1969, Paul McCartney of The Beatles supposedly died in a car crash, resulting in a long train of supposed clues in songs and on album covers after that. Examples of such clues would be what the Beatles are wearing on the cover of Abbey Road, Paul wearing a Walrus suit on the cover of Magical Mystery Tour, and the song I Am the Walrus. The term Walrus at the time meant someone who was dead, so this implied that Paul was indeed dead. Then on the White Album on the song Glass Onion (a coffin with a glass top) John Lennon sings "Well here's another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul", meaning that Paul was supposedly dead. Of course, he's still alive and well. This was all just a hoax.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, koo koo ka'choo!

by Drew Ward September 5, 2005

Walrus Lips

Slang term for female vaginal lips, not always excessively large or stretched from child birth. Walrus lips are not age specific or race specific but the term may be used as a replacement for camel toe. Phrasing associated to striking resemblance between the lips of the vagina and that of an actual walrus.

"Hey girl what's up with them Walrus Lips!"
"I'm about to go home to my woman and tear up them walrus lips."
"How'd you get them walrus lips??"
Camel ToeBeef CurtainsMeat CurtainsMeat PocketRoast Beef LipsChewed up bubble gum

by Rennerford November 8, 2011