wakelike

For when something or someone asks a really stupid question, uses too many silly emojis, or wants to be online friends with benefits

“what’s 1 + 1”
“dude you’re so wakelike”

“😋😋😋”
“stop thats wakelike”

“hey i don’t want to date, let’s be friends with benefits”

“how do you be online friends with benefits? that’s too wakelike.”

by bee020205 June 26, 2023

Bacon' wake

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.

As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.

by phor twunny August 14, 2009

cake wake

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017

Brazilian Wake Up

A sexual act (usually performed in the morning) of giving someone a hand job to wake them up. Upon climax, the pelvic region is waxed simultaneously.

"This morning I felt both extreme pain and pure ecstasy. I'm pretty sure I experienced Nirvana."

"Sounds like you got a Brazilian Wake Up."

by TheBigKahuna11 April 13, 2020

Wake-up Break-up

The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.

Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.

Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?

Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up

by Praerk May 1, 2010

Wake and Cake

The act of waking up and immediately having sex.

Bro, this morning I had the best wake and cake session. She was amazing!

by minirampage March 16, 2014

Waleed

The most amazing guy in the world, he will do anything to protect you and can be very over protective. He has the most amazing laugh and voice, and he is very cuddly. Waleed can talk sense into you but he is always there for you. He handsome and hella cute, you miss him when he isn't around and you constantly want to be around him. He is so caring and kind and you can tell him anything and you can trust him with your life. The best friend ever and he can make you laugh by doing anything. Waleed can make you feel so much better if you are feeling down and he makes you so happy when you talk to him or think about him. He is very good boyfriend material and you can never get tired of hearing him speak, he loves animals and gets very protective if anyone hurts someone he is close to.

Waleed is the most amazing guy in the world, hes so cute and caring!

by spoopycatto March 24, 2019