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ghost wipe

you take a poop and then when you wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper.
If i had a ghost wipe i would not have to use toilet paper.
by adihall October 12, 2009
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Widedog

Longcat holds no sway of the power.
Longcat is LOOOOONG.

Widedoge is WIIIIDDE
by Ookami Raito February 27, 2008
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wipe your nose

To fight or punch some one.
You can't fight, I'll wipe your nose.
by swizzyt June 29, 2017
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ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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mid-day wipe

A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
by Jrubadub November 7, 2010
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wined up

The act of becoming annihilated by consumption of excessive amounts of wine
Hopefully Ann will get all wined up tonight so I can tag that behymen
by Cebbin December 25, 2013
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Sniper Wiper

Nickname for any sniper rifle from the Gears of War series, Or the Halo series. The name comes from the first Gears of War where the sniper rifle somewhat resembled a windshield wiper.

Hence the name Sniper Wiper. Can also be implied when someone that is god like with the sniper picks it up and commences to "wipe" out the whole enemy team.
Hes got the sniper wiper! Stop him!
by MixMasterOink November 27, 2011
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