Shoop Da Whoop

The moment on the event horizon of a Lazor at which critical energy mass has been reached, and makes the lazor no longer able to be swallowed. Thus, the lazor may no longer be turned into a royal rainbow, and the firin' of teh lazor is imminent. Occurs at the moment of the last syllable of the phrase "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR."

SHOOP DA WHOOP! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZEBLAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

by TheMobiusMan August 27, 2009

whooped

adj. The state of having been beaten down.

see pwned

By the end of fencing class Emily was so whooped by Whitney that she cried. Whitney laughed because Emily is a bitch.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009

pussy whooped

Male not in control, 1. Male that does not carry the balls in the relationship. 2. Male that does not wear the "pants" in the relationship. 3. A controled male in a heterosexual relationship. 4. Eligio

The biatch Eligio is so pussy whooped that it's not even funny!!

by Larrython September 27, 2006

Whoosh Hair

Guys that have bangs and they flip it a lot. They always make sure their hair is perfectly wind-swept. Like: Jakub Andrew from heyhihello :) and justin bieber.

Yeah, im trying to make my hair look like whoosh hair.
Your hair is so whoosh hair.

by Shaquasie and BonKenzWie July 9, 2010

Whoopas

Whoopas (pronounced like humus but with a whoop instead of hum) is a faster and family friendly way to say whoop ass.

I'm bout to open up a can of whoopas

by M00$375 August 22, 2019