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wedding bang

To bang (have sexual intercourse) someone while other people's weddings are in session.
Yesterday at Ellie's party jaquelle and I ended up wedding banging in the hotel room upstairs.
by fuckboysarounddaworld June 3, 2015
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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.
by DearUniverse July 14, 2016
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Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
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walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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Red Wedding

It's a term meaning the last days of your Twitter career, when different users band together & share the bad experience they've had of you in the app. Originating from the Game of Thrones series, this meaning of term has comes from South African Twitter(X) users.
“They're hosting a red wedding for him on Twitter.”

I'm so tired of her, can we have her red wedding soon.”
by superbbroccoli September 19, 2023
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Wedding wishlist

Wedding wishlist is something all couples getting married should know about. Gifts you need from people who care.
Shruti and Ravi used wedding wishlist to get gifts that they actually wanted for their wedding.
by Curly haired mess. November 26, 2018
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