An insult taken from the popular Last Day of Work game series, Virtual Villagers. Is often used to accentuate laziness, ineptitude, or dorkiness.
Tim: I was way to tired to get up for work today, I know I'll never get that promotion, but at least I can play Plant Tycoon.
Mark: Dude, you are being such a Virtual Villager.
Mark: Dude, you are being such a Virtual Villager.
by Artemis Vandelay June 13, 2011
value village
basically the center of awesomness in any town.
you can get anything if you can treasure hunt
basically the center of awesomness in any town.
you can get anything if you can treasure hunt
by gunnar colleen May 08, 2008
Village face is the quality of having the face of a Russian peasant, or generally looking like someone who knows a lot about farm machinery and little about personal hygiene.
by OhNoPotato March 21, 2016
When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.
After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.
It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.
It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.
by Mouthy Broadcast December 06, 2017
The Putimkin Village goes full theatre spectacle by forcing state employees into an arena, chanting lies and slogans while dancing on the graves of Ukrainians and their own Putimkin Army.
by bijoyg March 25, 2022
Dude, it was grimbo village down at Casey's last night. Not sure where all those grim dudes were trucked in from.
by aldieandlulu December 11, 2008
by Wondah March 10, 2015