Vagitarious

A Vagatarious aka VAG is a slender young lad whose sole purpose is to seduce women into sleeping with him often with the use of dinner dates and coffee chats. He is capable of shitting an endless amount. Thus, he is awarded shit-points when deification arises (often numerous times in a day).

"Hey, guess who I saw at Espresso Royale?"
"Vagitarious...!"
"Yeah, he was on one of his coffee chats. God that kid chats a lot...Almost as much as he shits. I mean, GOD DAMN, he fuckin pooped 3 times at my place last night within the hour.... I had to award him with 3 shit points!"

by Ed Nygma May 11, 2009

vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

Vanity Degree

A university degree chosen primarily for the satisfaction of the knowledge one attains from it, the most important aspect of which is that you enjoy what you are studying.

This short sighted life decision often gives little thought or concern to the fact that such a degree will probably not leave the graduate with employable skills or knowledge meaning they will have to work in a job they hate forever.

Common vanity degrees include politics, womens/feminism studies, sociology, history and most arts degrees.

"I AM TRYING TO SPEND MY YOUTH BEING PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING AND IF I END UP A CHECK OUT CHICK IN MY FORTIES AT LEAST I WILL KNOW THAT I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THINGS THAT I LOVE AND THAT I SPENT MY DEGREE LEARNING ABOUT THINGS I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT"

Why waste 3-4 years and tens of thousands of dallars studying for a vanity degree with no job prospects at the end? Why not plan ahead and find something that interests you AND that you can make a career out of. That way you can spend your entire working life doing something that interests you, not just your youth and education.

by Nelson's Column December 26, 2011

Vagitarian

One who has never experienced and does not wish to experience male intimacy.

After seeing Tom leaving the hotel with another man, Carmela reported Tom was not a vagitarian.

by Brenjamin December 26, 2008

vagiteria

Short for vaginally enhanced bacteria, which is the secret ingredient used to make Pizza Hut's Pizzone so delicious.

Dude, Pizza Hut must love me. They gave me extra vagiteria on my pizzone!

by Santiagon January 11, 2009

Vanity Scam

When your company has received an award from an organization you have never heard of (the U.S. Local Business Association is an example) that is clearly a deceptive marketing tactic similar to the phony domain name or Yellow Pages bills that are sent in hopes your AP department will pay them. Often the incentive (and allure) is a plaque or award certificate for "recognizing that <your company name> has been selected for the 2008 Best of <your town> Award."

Spam email Vanity Scam excerpt: "In recognition of your achievement, a 2008 Best of xxxxx Award plaque has been designed for display at your place of business. You may arrange to have your award sent directly to xxxxx by following the simple steps on the 2008 Best of xxxx Award order form <https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx> . Simply copy and paste this link into your browser to access the order form:
https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx"

by Poppymeister December 20, 2008

Vagiteria

A party, club, event or gathering with plentiful amounts of vagina available. A vaginal smorgasbord.

Antonyms: Cockfest, Sausagefest, Sausage Party.

I love going to Yoga class, it's a vagiteria in there.

by Mavster August 14, 2009