Vanilla Donkoff

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.
I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!
by Hi There!! October 22, 2013
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Vanilla Creamsicle

When you make a Popsicle out of your semen and insert it into the ass of your target, letting it melt. Then you lick it all out.
"Bro how did it go last night?"
"Went amazing, I gave her a Vanilla Creamsicle!"
by Papi2787 March 12, 2019
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soft vanilla

Another name for a sexy white or white passing queer woman. Women who are called this are often incredibly thicc, and their sex life is never considered normal.
by The Original Soft Vanilla February 26, 2018
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Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.
"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."
by Schieze October 29, 2015
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Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.
Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."
by kirisame312 January 28, 2015
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vanilla mountain

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door
by LooLooLoo February 10, 2014
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vanilla oreo

(n.) A white person who acts white. Vanilla Oreos frequently drive their minivans to local tennis courts. A vanilla Oreo is similar to an Oreo, but instead of being black they are white.
Yo dude , that guy Bradley is such a vanilla Oreo.
by Hnery Derpington III February 23, 2017
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