umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up

i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

lost umbrella

a japanese song...idk what to say just check it out idk

Damm lost umbrella has its own phonk ver

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

Love Umbrella

A gut so big that your SO can give you oral sex in the rain and still stay dry.

It was pouring outside when my woman gave me oral sex. She stayed dry because my love umbrella covered her.

by Jenkum DeCoux December 18, 2010

Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.

She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.

by Macon Love April 26, 2011

umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth

I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch

by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

by Supsighted September 25, 2020

Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020