Linux user

A femboy or furry.

Person 1: Hi! I'm a linux user!
Person 2: Oh, you're a femboy or a furry?

by JamesnLollify October 25, 2022

{Urban Dictionary User aged 10-15}

There are many kinds of UDU (Urban Dictionary User). Most are aged 10-15 and usually, they hate each other. There are:

10 year olds: Think they're hard because they discovered swears and CoD, like to boast about it and fail at pretending to be fifteen.

11 year olds: Think they're amazing because they aren't 10 anymore.

12 year olds: Boys are usually obsessed with DC and football and being popular. Girls are more into Jack Wills clothes and being 'random' but failing epically.

13 year olds: Think they're amazing because they are teenagers and think they can take the piss out of everyone younger than them.

14 year olds: Think they're the most superior, funny, witty, brilliant people ever. Girls try to be scene, and they try and act hard by having a go at people and judging them on whether they've hit puberty or not. Defines things to do with sex on here because they think they're hard. (13 year olds do this too, BTW)

15 year olds: Think they're superior to anyone younger than themselves. They talk about CoD and stuff like that. Complain about the 'younger generation'.

&this only refers to the people on here.

{Urban Dictionary User aged 10-15}

10YO: omg lyk hi guise im lyk 15 innit hahaha
11YO: omg shut up 10 year old im cooler than u

12YO: omg i need 2 be popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13YO: omg im a teenager that means im the gr8est ever shut up lil kidz lol
14YO: omg shut up little kidz omg i hate u all im so cooler than u and prettier lol i bet ur all sooo short and evryfin lol

15YO: omg ew little kidz ew ew i hate u alll!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one

by a 12 year old. March 9, 2012

Ñ user

A spanish speaker user that illegally crossed onto an english based forum or board

-Hey, that anon is talking shit about Taco Bell Again
-Anon el que te voy a romper, cabrón!
-Ñ USER DETECTED!!!!

by IG-88r January 26, 2017

AOL User

Term for totally inept and helpless person, incapable of learning or even trying to figure something out on their own. They fear change. AOL users can be spotted placing orders over the phone because they're incapable of figuring out how to do it themselves online, or writing checks in the grocery store - but not pulling out their checkbook until they get they get the total and then take forever to write the check, then balance their checkbook right there in line while everyone waits. They're also know for asking ridiculously stupid questions that they could have easily figured out for themselves with minimal effort, eating up way more of your time than necessary, and not having necessary info handy when making transactions.

"Man, that AOL User kept me on the phone for 20 minutes placing a $6 order!" "That AOL User put me on hold while they went and measured their walls before placing their order, then placed me on hold again while they searched for their credit card."

by imcrushingyourhead April 27, 2017

Artix user

A slightly superior version of an Arch user, one that recognizes system-d's bloated and slow nature. Artix users are often more quiet about using Artix than Arch users, and are often mistaken for them.

Person 1: God I hate listening to Arch users talk so much
Person 2: Same bro
Artix user: I use Artix not Arch
Persons 1&2: What is that?

by crazywillbear June 29, 2021

Wii User Agreement

An unnecessarily very long sentence, usually trying to hide it using commas and other punctuation.

Person 1: That one sentence is like the Wii User Agreement.
Person 2: Yeah, I can barely read it without 5 insanely deep breaths.

by marioisthebest June 28, 2022

Free-User

Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses

"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.

"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.

by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022