Twatwaffle 

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.

Christopher James fortson aka (CJ) is nothing but a MEGA twatwaffle

Twatwaffle by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025

twatwafflery

Behavior of a twatwaffle. Dick moves. Similar to douchebaggery

A billionaire with a chainsaw is the very picture of twatwafflery.

twatwafflery by PervasiPervasive DvPervasive D April 2, 2025

twatwafflery

The act or condition, of being, or acting like, a twatwaffle.

His twatwafflery toward my native land is not appreciated

twatwafflery by PervasiPervasive DvPervasive D May 4, 2025

Twatwaffle

A person a self importance. Mostly delusional with little tolerance for people who disagree.

President Twatwaffle today announced a student loan forgiveness program as long as that person serves to clean up any nuclear waste.

Twatwaffle by Cliftonnewjersee1205! February 26, 2026

the twatwaffle

A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.

Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.

the twatwaffle by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018

Cumdumpster twatwaffle

A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.

Bree Nunez is a cumdumpster twatwaffle

Cumdumpster twatwaffle by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020

two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

two-legged twatwaffle by country bear July 15, 2018