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tuscadero taco 

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"
Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco
tuscadero taco by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011
Related Words
tussy Tushar tusk tuss tush tussin tuscaloosa tushy Tusty TUS

Tuscan Trapdoor 

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
She has a pretty tusik
Tusik by Rainbow bear February 9, 2019

bushy tush 

A pair of buttocks that has a lot of long, curly hairs under the anus.
Guy 1: hey, how was your date last night?

Guy 2: ehh, it was okay. i tried anal with my girl.

Guy 1: oh yeah? how'd that go?

Guy 2: well i must admit, she's got a bushy tush.

Scuttlebuck the Tustard 

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".
I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!

Tuscan Chili Dog 

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.
I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.