upside down turban

Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.

Mike was sweating buckets at his desk and thus proceeded to put on an upside down turban.

by Steve Saner May 23, 2006

Turbo Newbie

StarCraft term
In StarCraft, the act of transporting tanks onto a cliff above someone's main/expansion to destroy someone's economy. Missile turrets or bunkers can also be built to prevent a counter force from retaking the cliff.

My resources were comming in just fine, but my opponent "Turbo Newbied" my base/expansion and I lost my Nexus and most of my probes. If I had had a shuttle I could have countered.

by Stephen U. January 29, 2004

tubslime

Slippery, pernicious material frequently found in bathtub and shower areas. Hazardous and unsanitary substance common to the interior of tubs and other bathing facilities. Good housekeeping is the most effective intervention strategy.

NOTE: 1) Bathtub accidents are a popular form of "accidental" death in the American cinema. 2) Falls are the 2nd most common cause of accidental death in the US.

Critical considerations:*
"Accidents in the bathtub and shower area can be defined as a complex, time dependent system of components interacting simultaneously and sequentially to produce injury."
"The slipperiness of most bathtub surfaces constitutes the chief hazard... Bathtubs far exceed shower stall in accident potential."(*Findings FROM: "A Systematic Program to Reduce the Incidence and Severity of Bathtub and Shower Area Injuries, FINAL REPORT June 4,1975")

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DETECTIVE 1: So, what's the COD?
MEDICAL EXAMINER: Tubslime, complicated by blunt force trauma to the skull.
DETECTIVE 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
DETECTIVE 1: (shrug/nods.)

by escuchon June 10, 2008

Turbo Bang

-verb.

1) The act of vigorously and unrelenting coitus.

That'll be useful when you're turbo banging his wife.

by Mike Honncho August 19, 2011

tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.

Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

Turbo wine

A substance created when red bull is added to half a bottle of of Buckfast Wine to create a drink which gives the person consuming the drink a feeling of "absolute fleeing"

"Here mate what you running tonight mate?" (referring to alcohol)
"Just a cheeky turbo wine)

"You're wreck mate, what did you drink lastnight?"
"A turbo Wine"
"Aw no wonder"

by drinker14 April 6, 2015

turbo fatty

Someone so fat they can barely stand up on their own.

I almost got run over today by a turbo fatty on a Rascal

by plantarfasciitis November 28, 2015