Muted Trumpet

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003

Trumpet

A neoconservative that is a die-hard Donald Trump supporter, or a "Trumpet" . They regurgitate all of Trump's beliefs and policies to such a point that you would swear that Donald Trump, himself, has stuffed his hand up their butthole like a sock puppet.

"We need Trump for President, he'd deport and ban all the Muslims, they're all out to kill us"

"Dude, you sound like a Trumpet."

by MatthewX October 15, 2016

Trumpet

A diminutive clone of a ginger-wigged billionaire with a penchant for mini-golf and ensuring everything it touches bears its name.

That ol' Trumpet's building a new golf course... on Mercury, no less.

by Sweet Gargler April 28, 2011

trumpet

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"

--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.

by cardenio February 4, 2005

dirty trumpet

when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.

Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.

by Joey and Henry March 24, 2007

trumpet

The funkiest, most coolest, most jazziest, most mellowist, most brightest, most classicalist instrument ever made. Gods version of social darwinism is who he decides should play the trumpet

Person 1: You play the trumpet
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: You are my new God

by T Goyder September 16, 2005

reverse trumpet

While your girl is on all fours, inspect the rear by performing a reverse shocker with 2 in the stink and one in the pink. Blow on your thumb as you play your new instrument in trumpet-like fashion.

My girlfriend was a real whore so I gave her the reverse trumpet.

by Jay5 August 30, 2005