Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).

"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."

by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014

Trophy fingers

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman

The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?

by fingerblaster10 December 21, 2010

Trophy Dyke

Term used for a young girl/woman whose coming-out is near-instantly accompanied with her promotion to best friend status with every random "progressive" female friend/acquaintance who "always wanted a gay bestie". The Trophy Dyke's new-found legion of "best friends" religiously emphasize on her sexual orientation during any conversation with her or in her presence, apart from showering her with unsolicited (and often inappropriate) attention.

"Stop parading me around town like I'm your Trophy Dyke"

by AbstractiGirl January 14, 2015

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

Life Trophy

Life trophies are usually brought up in conversation to illustrate how awesome a person thinks they are.

You can also use this sarcastically to dilute the one upmanship from people.

Eddie: What do you do this weekend?

Andy: I had sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in one day.

Eddie: nice life trophy.

by runtyrun December 13, 2010

trophy mama

A sexy hot woman who also happens to be a mother.

Me and my trophy mama went dancing last night .

by White Bear Movemnet May 14, 2016

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012