tripping

1. consumption of LSD

2. Being in a state of mind characterized by a false sense of complete understanding.

"Damn, I took some geltabs last weekend and I was tripping for 36 hours straight."

"I was totally tripping when I was swearing left and right that my friends were avoiding me. It turns out they were all just really damn busy."

by -anonymous- February 17, 2004

road tripping

The act of getting buzzed on the drive to the party so you do not have to endure being the soberest person at the party.

We're going to be road tripping it up there.

by Bill Wasowski Jr. February 19, 2007

Trimming a candle

Masturbation

"After looking at your wife's buttocks i saw him cum without trimming a candle."

by Cmd Cody June 27, 2009

twimping

The act of "pimping" someone out on Twitter, such as constant shoutouts, retweeting and favoriting their tweets.

"@Mark49 has been twimping me out for a week now!"

by Nitroverdose April 23, 2015

tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein

by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018

Tripping Ugly Birds

When someone is high out of their mind in a public place, they are Tripping Ugly Birds.

“Man, I took a dab of shatter and now I’m tripping ugly birds.”
At a hockey game and smoking a bowl getting baked at intermission and going out in public “Dude, I’m tripping ugly birds right now”

by thebirdbrand January 15, 2021

beaver trimming the wood

a really toothy blowjob

"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"

by badmetaphors November 24, 2013