Tooterishy

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart

I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy

by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

Toothbrush

You brush your teeth with one or if it vibrates masturbate with it. This is gross if you brush your teeth after squirting on the toothbrush.

Sally: I brush my teeth every day!
Joe: Then what is that moaning for
Sally: DO NOT EMBARRASS MY TOOTHBRUSH FOR BEING USED FOR PLEASURE

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 10, 2022

tomther

ugly

damn bruh, you lookin tomther today.

by titsuckersixnine July 9, 2022

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

tooter bop

tooter bop- something faggots say not knowing your supposed to say “thooter bop”

Jay-Z: Beyoncé why were you out being a little tooter bop last night?
Beyoncé: Jay-Z what the fuck is a tooter bop? Do you mean thooter bop?
Jay-Z: NO YOU TOOTER BOP

by baddiefrmda408 September 9, 2023

hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

by your mom's other face December 4, 2011

russian toothbrush

A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.

Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes

by LumberJake November 1, 2015