toobis

A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

"You are such a fucking toobis!"

by Snark July 20, 2004

tobin

a cool and talented person. gets madd hoes and head

you almost get as much pussy as much hoes as tobin

by Kareem Bakr May 17, 2006

toobis

A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.

The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.

by Xanza April 3, 2005

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004

torbin

Daddy’s money

Suck my balls torbin

by Sus brown stain July 21, 2021

Tootin tongue

When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting

Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.

by Tootintongue February 21, 2022

toomin

if you don't know what toomin is, you're not toomin

I was toomed last night bruh.
What the fuck does toom mean?
You not toomin

by kurokingprotea March 23, 2022