Tampony Bologna

When a guy fucks a girl while her tampon is in. As in riding her pony with his bologna.

Matt rode drunk Jenny band her bloody tampon was in, he packed it in during the Tampony Bologna.

by Justin The Almighty April 3, 2011

Tampon-leen

To insert a tampon into the anus, either by mistake or dirty joke

After I broke both my arms, I asked my closest girlfriend to help me insert a tampon, and she tampon-leened me instead! She is definitely not invited to my sweet 16 birthday party...

by Playerhateroftheyear April 6, 2011

tamponification

1.)-noun-the ideal of ones personality, emotions, and traits.

2.) -verb-When your friend decides to stick a tampon in his or her mouth; then precedes to try to talk to you.

The tamponification of Daniel made it hard to converse with him.

by Pistachio & Five June 8, 2011

Tomoni

A not so funny kid that spends his afternoons writing poetry under trees and singing in the rain. He is often from Kenya and loves to say Jambo. When confronting a Tomoni be careful they tend to get scared easily and will run away if intimidated. Overall Tomoni's are fun to be around loving people that if you can keep one from running away at top Kenyan speeds is a great friend.

TOMONI!!!!!!

by Lionesssssss June 10, 2011

Tamponathon

When you're boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons

Dude: "So Ashley you think its time"
Ashley: "Not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend"
Dude: FML :(

by A.K 1992 February 14, 2012

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

Tampon Tub

A system of free emergency tampons in your school, college or workplace.

Tampon Tubs are a supply of free emergency tampons, set up for and by people who menstruate. The idea is that you take one when you need one and replenish it when you have a spare. Tampon Tubs are maintained through an honour system and are easy to set up. Never go without again.

There is a Tampon Tub in the library toilets, it really came in handy the other day.

by Aphrodyki February 12, 2015