clear fork

Stupid school filled with dank kids running around making jokes about their dads leaving

Clear Fork, what a wild school!

by dhdbsjskidnd December 13, 2018

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Gooey in the fork

Wet and slippery in the crotch. In fact, a female thing really, but can be applied liberally.

His gaint lego robot started to bar me up, but the spaceship made me totally gooey in the fork.

by TasmanianJim January 08, 2007

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The Fork Of Justice

Originally an amusing and unique handle for chat rooms and games (originally MINE that is) which has become a comical (and increasingly widespread) way to 'poke' fun at evildoers, trolls or any one of life's petty annoyances within newsgroups, chat rooms and blogs.

It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.

A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".

The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.

"I am The Fork Of Justice! I stabbeth thee with my Progs OF Truth!"

"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."

by TheForkOfJustice October 27, 2004

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Forked Tongue

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations

Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"

by Heifcliff July 18, 2008

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