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diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
by Telephony April 25, 2017
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keyboard diarrhea

There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
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Audible Diarrhea

A term used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant to the ears. Can be used to describe a really terrible song, a bad speech, an annoying voice etc. Sounds like it came out of someone's asshole
"I hate this song. The person singing it sounds like audible diarrhea."
by Suckmytoes_77 April 21, 2023
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Trapdoor Diarrhea

When you have to shit so bad and right as you sit down on the toilet an immense stream of diarrhea just rushes out of your butt
Bro i had trapdoor diarrhea after i ate all that chipotle.
by coldbrewfiend January 18, 2020
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Diarrhea Dance

A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.

Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.
My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!

My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.

Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
by clownsgown September 9, 2020
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angry diarrhea

extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum
Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.
by thejaber January 16, 2011
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Exploding Diarrhea

The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.
Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.
by Jim Bello July 16, 2008
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