Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
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Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.
Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.
My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!
My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.
Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.
Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
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