The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.
time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15
Past tense ; sporked
time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15
Past tense ; sporked
by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.
I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.
by Hari314 July 8, 2025

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

When your spooning with a boner.
by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020
