The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz October 8, 2016

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.

I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.

by Hari314 July 8, 2025

Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.

Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.

by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization

Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too

by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019

Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone

Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch

by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019