Testochle

Testochle is the new slang term for testicles.

Replaces the old joke of the famous male writer "Testiclees"

Burt Bacarach has only one testochle

by moon_baby October 29, 2005

Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

Testostardation

Testosterone induced retardation. Most prevalent in teen and early 20 males, though any age is vulnerable.

Your friend is flirting with the most unattractive skanky girl at a party. You approach him and try to get him to leave. He gets angry and says "dude, I'm kinda busy." You say, "wtf? You gotta stop with that testostardation!"

by Jen in IT2 June 30, 2010

Testosterphobia

n. unreasonable fear of, or gender-based animus or bias towards men.

The media today drip testosterphobia.

by TartanMarine May 8, 2010

TestosteroTard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant November 10, 2010

Testostertude

having attitude due to a lack of testosterone or a femine type guy acting macho to compensate for a lack of male hormones.

He has such a TESTOSTERTUDE, with his leather jacket, motorcycle and wanna be bad boy front.

Don't give me TESTOSTERTUDE, i can read your ass like a book.

by Deathany Darko January 1, 2011

Testoobies

When ones boobies are old, wrinkly and saggy. Thus resembling testicles.

Dude 1: "She was hot from behind but when she turned around she had a serious case of testoobies!"

Dude 2: "Boner killer....."

by dnmmaui November 25, 2011