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Devil's Threesome

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1. A threesome involving two "horns"
2. A sexual encounter where a woman has to deal with two cocks at the same time
3. A sin against God (even if you don't believe in him)

Origin:
Some sad fuckers who wanted to claim they had a threesome.
A "Dude, I had a threesome last night."
B "Awesome, who with?"
A "Cindy and Joe"
B "Who's Jo? Is she fit?"
A "No, Joe is a guy"
B "........"
A "Joe is Cindy's ex-boyfriend - it was a Devil's Threesome"
B "Get the fuck away from me, loser."
by Gregory Miffington February 19, 2010
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Polish threesome

any group sex activity with more than two people
We had a Polish threesome last night after the basketball game
by adam_before_eve April 18, 2006
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Secondhand Threesome

A threesome in which only two people are involved at any one time, but are connected by the person in the middle.
My secondhand threesome with Pence was so awesome. By the time it was my turn again I had fully completed a rubix cube! I feel so multi-talented!
by livewire4800 June 11, 2010
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Hong Kong Threesome

I landed at Kai Tak, and rolled right into a Hong Kong Threesome at the Peninsula.
by undiesj October 12, 2011
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Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.
Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome
by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013
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Powerade Threesome

(Twosome, threesome, foursome, etc.) When two or more friends share an energy/sports drink so they all get hyper at the same time. Usually used during small gatherings to jazz up the mood if your parents are home as an alternative to alcohol, or as a lead-up to it. Powerade can be swapped out with whatever drink you have to share.
Person 1: Hey, just got a Monster, wanna split it?

Person 2: No, let's grab Person 3 and do a Powerade Threesome.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: It's where you share an energy drink. Just watch. We'll all get hyper at the same time.

*Five Minutes Later*

Person 1: *is hyper*
by SnapshotOfASoul May 20, 2010
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dirty Threesome

when a man is having oral sex with his partner he puts her up against a door and the door knob goes into her ass while she gives him a blowjob
my girlfriend asked me to give her the dirty threesome because she got a new doorknob
by mrcrabman November 10, 2010
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