cotton-pony

A ladies sanitary product

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".

by ChrisBling January 18, 2006

pussy pony

when a woman's vagina makes a wet, galloping noise during intercourse

"That bitch got dat pussy pony, I call her Seabuiscut"

by B4D4ZZP0SS3 February 02, 2008

omg ponies

an involuntary exclamation when confronted by extreme awesomeness or cuteness

"I logged on and and saw the pics of your new l33t rig and thought "omg ponies!"

by Staniel Cabio July 13, 2006

Talking Pony

When a person is talking absolute and utter annoying nonsense at you, and you can’t get away.

What did he say to you?
Ah nothing he was talking pony.

by b77 March 28, 2015

playing the ponies

A slang term meaning to bet on horse racing.

"Im gonna head down to OTB. You wanna come?" - Gambling Degenerate

"No thanks. Why do you piss your money away playing the ponies?" -Smart Friend

by dmb7211 June 05, 2010

phony pony

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.

"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."

by Judy Birgen November 24, 2007

pony stomp

the act of stomping on a vagina with great force while holding the legs apart for maximum contact; a bizarre form of domestic and sexual abuse related to the donkey punch.

When I came home late, Daniel punished me with a pony stomp. My vagina is still weeping.

by doycakes July 21, 2010