Tequila Village

The mythical place you go when you consume more than one tequila shots with friends. The person buying the shots must invite the others to "Tequila Village" before everyone downs it.

"Are you keen for Tequila Village?"
"Tequila Village was crazy last night!"

by dominiqueaotearoa May 22, 2010

v-village

value village
basically the center of awesomness in any town.
you can get anything if you can treasure hunt

wow man i went to v-village today and got this intense hat.

by gunnar colleen May 17, 2008

grimbo village

A place or location that has an overwhelming large population of grimbos.

Dude, it was grimbo village down at Casey's last night. Not sure where all those grim dudes were trucked in from.

by aldieandlulu December 19, 2008

village dick

The genitals of a man who has fucked several women

He has a village dick.

Women should avoid village dick at all costs.

by Wondah March 9, 2015

Napalm the Village

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

Village Face

Village face is the quality of having the face of a Russian peasant, or generally looking like someone who knows a lot about farm machinery and little about personal hygiene.

She had such a bad case of village face. She looked like her father was a goat.

by OhNoPotato July 16, 2016

Virtual Villager

An insult taken from the popular Last Day of Work game series, Virtual Villagers. Is often used to accentuate laziness, ineptitude, or dorkiness.

Tim: I was way to tired to get up for work today, I know I'll never get that promotion, but at least I can play Plant Tycoon.

Mark: Dude, you are being such a Virtual Villager.

by Artemis Vandelay December 11, 2011