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swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.
Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.
by JeffersonM April 12, 2013
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ivory sword

when a guy's cum drips down the shaft of his penis aka "sword" - creating an ivory sword
i gave brandon such a good hand job that it became an ivory sword.
by s1llyb1lly May 11, 2010
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Swords And Sips

An interactive drinking game in which the participants compete in a game of Halo Reach amongst each other. The map must include all Energy Swords - and upon someone dying from a sword, they must take a "sip" from the provided alcoholic beverage. Remember, no grenades allowed.

As the game continues, the players gradually degrade in their motor-skill abilities and functional thinking; crucial elements to any First Person Shooter.
"Dude I got a hobo to buy me a fifth of vodka on state street!"
Hell yeah bro! let's play 'Swords and Sips' tonight after Vespers!
by officialjunk December 16, 2010
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sword rack

A noob. Someone who sucks hard. Originated from wildly popular flash game Too Many Ninjas, a game in which there are entirely too many ninjas. A score of zero designates the player as Sword rack
Neil is such a sword rack. There were way too many ninjas for him.
by Cheesestick_Neil May 28, 2011
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energy sword

If you're playing slayer on lockout and I got the sword, run away, hide, or form an alliance with the other dudes, cause once you see me I'll be in mid air already.

...Watch your radar...
by Behind You November 29, 2004
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Cock Sword

The action of using your cock as a sword.
Man1: I will stab thee with my cock sword!

Man2: Oh, lord no!
by Guy in the ATM line June 6, 2007
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Glass sword

Sword of instant death in the Ultima universe, a CRPG series. Sword breaks upon use killing the victim instantaneously, rendering it useless afterwards.
Dude: - "I'm gonna break this game by getting false coin and buying a bunch of glass swords."
Guy: - "That's cheating dude"
Dude: - "They're in the game, how is it cheating?"
Guy: - "..."
by Universal man of mystery August 30, 2010
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