I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.
by Ralph Ticker October 4, 2019
Get the dead swanmug. Miss Swan is the best teacher IN THE WORLD!!! I mean IN THE UNIVERSE!!! She is a one of a kind person and will always help you. She can get angry at time (Bill) but will always forgive you. You should always have a teacher like Miss Swan. She is the best English teacher ever. You should never through here away.
by #SuperFinnee May 24, 2021
Get the Miss swanmug. by Vodkafingers July 23, 2018
Get the Swan Queenmug. A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.
1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan
2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story
3: I am, he is kinda cool
2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story
3: I am, he is kinda cool
by Toebourton May 12, 2022
Get the Jack Swanmug. a very intimate kind of communication where two males whip out their members and start having a sword fight.
by keir cairns <3 May 7, 2020
Get the RACHEL SWANmug. Someone that historically is terrible in bed until they tongue your asshole and it turns out they're a natural at giving amazing rim jobs. It's their coming out party, a star is born, like the blossoming of the ugly duckling into the beautiful rim swan.
by Prentice Capricorn August 4, 2018
Get the rim swanmug. A form of god some say. One of the most amazing people on Earth. He'll tear your ass up like you just got married. He also will do you in the back seat of his car.
by HotHotJose January 22, 2009
Get the Matt Swanmug.